UK Wedding News
10/01/2012
It’s the New Year and it’s time to redefine the lines of your relationships, under the thumb-ers and cut those apron strings.
The Stag Company is asking for men to come forward to name and shame their most under the thumb friend to be in with a chance of winning an exclusive weekend away to spring you free of your iron lady.
They will also be sending their girlfriend or wife as far away in the country as possible for a luxury spa weekend.
Keith White, Marketing Manager of The Stag Company said: "We all have a friend who we've just suddenly stopped seeing after they’ve taken up with a new woman, the type who says they’re coming out right until the 11th hour before something mysteriously comes up.
"These are the type who spend their Saturday afternoons being dragged around the shops on the high street rather than coming to the match. The type who is nowhere to be seen when you’re putting together your stag do ideas.
"The worst thing about these slippery waifs is that as soon as the relationship goes the way of the dodo they'll expect to be right back in the mix. Come on, lads, let’s go out, I’m back on the market, they'll say, grinning the inane grin of the damned. Only it’s a thin smile, isn't it?
"Sure, he's great fun when you first go out, even despite the few mentions of that "f*****g b***h" but it's as if something changes in him 5 pints in. He starts taking longer in the toilet, he keeps slipping outside for to the smoking area when he doesn’t even smoke – he comes back all bleary eyed and withdrawn.
"These types are a blight on friendship and we want to give them the Clarkson treatment by rounding them up, leading them to the wall… but you're not allowed to do that (laws and stuff), so we’re going to do the next best thing – we’re going to expose them, hold them up to the light and ridicule them with the same ferocity as the medieval freak show."
The Stag Company, by way of rehabilitation, will pay for them and 5 other friends to enjoy The Stag Company’s Off The Leash package in the stag weekend capital of Newcastle, with dog-racing, casino entry, hotel accommodation and VIP entry into top nightclubs. They’ll also be given the inaugural 'Britain’s Most Under The Thumb 2012' trophy and have their girlfriend or wife sent to Bristol, some 300 miles away, for a night of relaxation.
For terms of entry visit The Stag Company Facebook page.
(GK)
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The Hunt is On For Britain's Most Under The Thumb Man
The Stag Company have teamed up with Zoo Magazine to begin the hunt for Britain’s Most Under The Thumb Man 2012.It’s the New Year and it’s time to redefine the lines of your relationships, under the thumb-ers and cut those apron strings.
The Stag Company is asking for men to come forward to name and shame their most under the thumb friend to be in with a chance of winning an exclusive weekend away to spring you free of your iron lady.
They will also be sending their girlfriend or wife as far away in the country as possible for a luxury spa weekend.
Keith White, Marketing Manager of The Stag Company said: "We all have a friend who we've just suddenly stopped seeing after they’ve taken up with a new woman, the type who says they’re coming out right until the 11th hour before something mysteriously comes up.
"These are the type who spend their Saturday afternoons being dragged around the shops on the high street rather than coming to the match. The type who is nowhere to be seen when you’re putting together your stag do ideas.
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"The worst thing about these slippery waifs is that as soon as the relationship goes the way of the dodo they'll expect to be right back in the mix. Come on, lads, let’s go out, I’m back on the market, they'll say, grinning the inane grin of the damned. Only it’s a thin smile, isn't it?
"Sure, he's great fun when you first go out, even despite the few mentions of that "f*****g b***h" but it's as if something changes in him 5 pints in. He starts taking longer in the toilet, he keeps slipping outside for to the smoking area when he doesn’t even smoke – he comes back all bleary eyed and withdrawn.
"These types are a blight on friendship and we want to give them the Clarkson treatment by rounding them up, leading them to the wall… but you're not allowed to do that (laws and stuff), so we’re going to do the next best thing – we’re going to expose them, hold them up to the light and ridicule them with the same ferocity as the medieval freak show."
The Stag Company, by way of rehabilitation, will pay for them and 5 other friends to enjoy The Stag Company’s Off The Leash package in the stag weekend capital of Newcastle, with dog-racing, casino entry, hotel accommodation and VIP entry into top nightclubs. They’ll also be given the inaugural 'Britain’s Most Under The Thumb 2012' trophy and have their girlfriend or wife sent to Bristol, some 300 miles away, for a night of relaxation.
For terms of entry visit The Stag Company Facebook page.
(GK)
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